Check the office of official records on enseladus Maybe that’s where his real birth certificate is?
Has Barack Hussein Obama ever given any indication that he might be interested in space travel? The sort of challenge that travel to such a place presents might be the perfect capper for his legacy of stellar...acheivments...
At 300 miles in diameter, the force of gravity there would be pretty weak - it might be possible to give something escape velocity just by throwing it ... like the birth certificate!