[2ndDivisionVet]

That could be said for almost any media outfit these days, not just the tabloids.

[Kenny Bunk]

The National Enquirer has been on the "Beard" angle with Michelle, printing fake stories with headlines like:
Michelle Furious With Barry's Gal-Pal
sort of gay cover-up. This is a sophisticated new fake story.

There's no way these two will divorce for now. What? You think Michelle is going to name Reggie Love as a co-respondent? Nope. She'll stay on the "separate plane, separate vacations" travel and shopping plan, thank you very much. Look for the splitski when the kids hit 18.

Meantime, this story (a plant from the gitgo) is designed to defuse coming Republican criticism of Michelle's super-expensive jaunts with Mom and the kids. It's designed to make Barry look tough, angry and trying to cut down on the 'little woman's' spending sprees! Waddaguy! He sure wears the pants* 'round here. Yesirree, Bob!

PR folks aiming for ....."Got the same problem myself" ...chortle, chortle.

*Mom jeans, with matching bike helmet.