[HiTech RedNeck]

Isn’t it an ill wind that blows no good?

How about new opportunities?

[Mrs. Don-o]

I'm voting for 2^o C. temp increase, and 1500 - 1800 ppm CO₂, so we can open up agriculture at higher latitudes and optimize food production on the Eurasian landmass. Wealth abounding.

Amirite?

[DPMD]

And fighting climate change - that is, opposing the four seasons to the eternal profit of Boxer, Kerry, Markey, Gore et al - will cost untold trillions.

But, hey, it’s a good cause. Can’t have too many carbon billionaires, can we?
And who doesn’t want to eliminate for all time thunder, lightning, rain, tornadoes, hurricanes, storms, rain, fog and drizzle, right?

Perfect climate for all, abundant crops without sources of water, life’s a beach.