I rarely go to the movies....but I did recently ...and carried a contraband *large* box of Junior Mints jammed into my jacket pocket b/c I’m too cheap to pay $15. for one at the concession.
It was so funny ...I couldn’t get it out of my pocket, the way it was jammed in there! LOL I was squirming to *set it free* w/out drawing attention to myself.
I predict full body scans at the ticket taking area....coming soon.
Junior Mints can be very refreshing. :)
Why didn’t he simply avail himself of a $20.00 box of delicious Juji-Fruits?
At least he didn’t try to sneak in an outside Cappuccino. That would have been the Death Blow causing him to Cry, Cry Again.
Any more Seinfeld references?