[Clint N. Suhks]

No, it’s well known the hair on the back of a man’s neck grows faster than his beard. But why?

I should have done a thesis on it when I was in college.

[advertising guy]

different hair follicles is why.....eyebrows are the bulkiest hair root

[Carriage Hill]

I’m not gonna post any hairy back pics, out of deference to all here...

For a thesis, you have to draw a rational conclusion; what would yours have been?