Posted on 03/26/2014 8:45:11 AM PDT by Biggirl
Giant PING List.
They found a Styrofoam cup in the search area! CNN EXPLODES!!
Posts like that make me wish this site had a like button or karma...
Did you see this:
Affordable Boat Act
The U.S. government has just passed a new law called The Affordable Boat Act declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat by April 2014.
These affordable boats will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each.
This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, licensing and registration fees, fuel, docking and storage fees, maintenance or repair costs.
This law has been passed, because until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase boats. This new laws ensures that every American can now have an affordable boat of their own, because everyone is entitled to a new boat. If you purchase your boat before the end of the year, you will receive 4 free life jackets, not including monthly usage fees.
In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable boat, the costs of owning a boat will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people dont want or
cant afford to maintain. But to be fair, people who cant afford to maintain their boat will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can use their parents boats to party on until they turn 27; then must purchase their own boat.
If you already have a boat, you can keep yours (just kidding, no you cant). If you dont want or dont need a boat, you are required to buy one anyhow. If you refuse to buy one or cant afford one, you will be regularly fined$800 until you purchase one or face imprisonment.
Failure to use the boat also will result in fines. People living in the desert, ghettos, inner cities or areas with no access to lakes are not exempt. Age, motion sickness, or lack of experience, knowledge or desire are unacceptable excuses for not using your boat.
A government review board (that doesnt know the difference between the port, starboard or stern of a boat) will decide everything, including when, where, how often and for what purposes you can use your boat, along with how many people can ride in your boat and determine if one is too old or healthy enough to be able to use their boat. They will also decide if your boat has outlived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories (like a $500 compass) or a newer and more expensive boat.
Those who can afford yachts will be required to do so...its only fair.
The government will also decide the name for each boat. Failure to comply with these rules will result in fines and possible imprisonment.
Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a boat, they and their families can obtain boats free, at the expense of taxpayers. Unions, bankers and mega companies with large political affiliations ($$$) are also exempt.
Originally posted by freeper saintgermaine
Once this story dies down, CNN will be inconsolable.
The Obamacare website has no back end? Maybe they can borrow some from Mrs. Obama.
In!
FoxNews reported that some 34 arbitrary changes have been made to Obamacare.
They played a clip of Sebilius saying the FED would not extend the individual mandate beyond March 31. Then, they reported of the new delay to mid April.
Chris Plante on his radio program was commenting that this new delay is on the honor system. If you think you didn’t complete your enrollment, you click a box and make everything alright.
22 degrees here. Thought it was January again when I woke up.
we’re down from 87 to 80 with high clouds.....big winds expected mid afternoon and possible sand storms...
kinda a brown snow thing
Do you build brown snowmen?
well...sorta....a typical sand storm is one muddy affair
either rain then sand or sand and then rain
dumbasses like to go out and get rained on then sand blown
and there are your brown snowmen
we who employ brains know possible desert fever is possible and duck like democrats
So, a Muslim grocery store can’t refuse to carry bacon?
It’ll be over soon, and nice weather’ll be here. I’m counting the seconds/minutes/hours/days/weeks...
bttt
Hello All...where’s Global Warming? At my house it was 39 degree this morning.
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