[FES0844]

If the oatmeal cookies I purchase get any thinner, they’ll look like communion wafers!!

[pluvmantelo]

For some odd reason, the 59 oz cartons of OJ stick in my craw. An OJ carton should be 64 oz, period.

[Lion Den Dan]

If the oatmeal cookies I purchase get any thinner, they’ll look like communion wafers!!

If you think that, take communion; the Host is tissue paper thin.

[servantboy777]

>>If the oatmeal cookies I purchase get any thinner, they’ll look like communion wafers!!<<

Ok...you win! That’s the funniest damn post I’ve read in quite a while.