[Marguerite]

"Mrs. Obama, would you please give us your thoughts on the significance of the Magna Charta?” She would probably start by asking, “Magnum what?”

ROFLMAO!

She'll first think of ... this

[RipSawyer]

She’s drinking better stuff than that now that the taxpayers are footing the drink bill.

I can’t even afford that no matter how badly I might need it now. The inflation that they keep assuring us does not exist has destroyed my buying power. I might be able to afford a bottle of Thunderbird. Now they are calling for a freeze here tomorrow night so my blueberry crop will probably fail and I won’t even be able to get Sam to make some homemade blueberry wine for me. Maybe the wild blackberries will be alright. If I were a chemistry professor with terminal cancer there is no telling what I might do.

Isn’t there some kind of government program to help tall, silver haired old men who are losing the ability to cope with the insanity of modern life?

[Calvin Locke]

She'll first think of ... this

I seriously doubt it.

I'm thinking she's of the Louis Roederer Cristal set, hangin' with Shawn Carter and spouse.

Or, more likely, Fred Sanford's upscaled Champipple, doubled, of course, when not in the view of the public.