Ya’ know, the flight was carrying my entire firearms collection in the cargo hold (dang it), but if I’d a knowed all the brouhaha this would cause, I’d a just planned a customary boating accident instead. Just saying.
“Ya’ know, the flight was carrying my entire firearms collection....”
Darn shame, dagogo. Damn the luck. Hope the ATF/FBI/your local state police read this and take you off their list of homes to raid as a result. Ya know, since all of your firearms are lost at sea and all....