[Oshkalaboomboom]

A whole lot of underage drinking of beer and Jack Daniels was going on throughout much of that March day, badly impairing the judgment of the more than 40 man-boys in attendance.

I have no problem with lowering the drinking age. I just fail to see how anything would have been different if these man-boys had been drinking legally.

[This Just In]

If you believe that lowering the drinking age is a great idea, visit the UK and Germany.

My sibling returned from the UK. Lived in London. Said that the rate of young men suffering from liver disease is stunning. Puke all over the sidewalks and roadways. Beer and hard liquor for breakfast is the norm.

I’m sure younger drinkers will be completely responsible. Just ask my dead brother-in-law. A young drunk driver killed him and another passenger.

Brilliant idea.