[Mad Dawgg]

"But Stephen Hawking predicted the existance of “quantum black holes”, artifacts of the early universe, weighting about a mountain but the size of a proton. According to him, they should still be wandering randomly around the universe."

I am fairly certain there is one lurking around in the back of my sock drawer...

[Telepathic Intruder]

If you’re referring to the “missing sock” phenomenon, I’m pretty sure aliens are to blame. They must use only the left (or right) sock to fuel their spacecraft or something, but not the other one, for some unknown reason. I’ll have to call George Noory and see if he knows anything. I’ve left sock traps for them, btw, but apparently they’re too smart to fall for it.