[SoFloFreeper]

Eat what I tell you to eat.

You're a chef? I still know better.

Pay employees what I tell you to pay.

You're an employer? I still know better.

Buy healthcare that I tell you to buy.

You want to be in charge of your life? I still know better.

ANYONE REMEMBER HOW MITT ROMNEY GOT RIPPED FOR SAYING HE LIKED TO FIRE PEOPLE?

[tomkat]

Greasemonkey   It's good for your blood pressure !

LardAss's Food Dictates Force Homo White House Pastry Chef Out of a Job

[W.]

The Wookiee’d hate the biscuits I just baked! Crisco, sugar, salt, cream, egg and [real salted] butter for slathering on just outta the oven. Yum!

[headless_thompson_gunner]

In the spirit of St. Patty week:

There once was a pastry chef who got canned
After his savory, gay treats were banned
But, alas now the Wookie
Has lost her source of cookies
We know that back in the kitchen he’ll soon land

[Oratam]

This man fell on his sword for the love of food. Remember there was a lefty do-gooder attempt to ban fois fras? What happened? Chefs of the highest caliber rallied to the defense of that most wonderful of fats and said "non!"

Good sense and good food won.