[HangnJudge]

Whenever you fall 350 feet,
make sure to land on an enormous feather mattress.

Hmmm...
Won't help

350’
32 ft/sec^2

terminal velocity 150 ft/sec or about 102 mi./hr

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Really big feather mattress. People have survived falls at terminal velocity into trees, snapping some tree limbs on the way down. It happens.