Only a country or a part of it can accede to Russia. Russia and Crimea must draw up a treaty, have their Parliaments ratify it and then work out the modalities for final accession. And Russia’s Constitutional Court will need to certify all the proper steps were followed. All this will take time.
Who is your dog in this fight? Why the barely vieled enjoyment?
America hating Paulbot? Russian relatives? Just curious why you are cheering on Team KGB on a conservative website.