LOL
My apologies.
My response was wholly and completely unwarranted.
You were just trying to help me out and went overboard.
No excuse and I was wrong.
Your description of me seeks apt though.
Your apology is sincerely accepted, and let me offer my own for any offense I have given.
There is also a certain amount of truth in your characterization of me, as anyone who knows me will be quick to say.
In any case, a happy Saint Patrick’s Day to you and yours.