Hillary could die of whatever diseases she has, and the Clinton Machine & RAT Party would run her corpse...and with the help of the lapdog media, it would win. We have the first illegal alien president, why not the first dead president? — not the money or the band
“Weekend at Bubba’s”
LOL good one.
I remember how may FReepers were forecasting ole BJ’s early demise after he left the WH, but he’s out there on the campaign trail and loving the ladies.
Red Dwarf Ping!
LISTER: Oh, come on, Rimmer, don't give me this.
RIMMER: Don't give you what? I'm dead, Lister, or hadn't you noticed?
LISTER: I know you're dead, Rimmer. Don't whinge on about it!
RIMMER: Sorry to be a bore.
LISTER: I mean, you're everything you were when you were alive. Same personality. Same everything.
RIMMER: Apart from the minuscule detail that I'm a stiffie.
LISTER: Look, Rimmer, death isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days. It doesn't screw your career up like it used to.
RIMMER: That's what they say, Lister. But if you had two people coming for a job, and one of them was dead, which one would you pick?
LISTER: It depends which is better qualified.
RIMMER: Bull pats! When was the last time you saw a dead newsreader?
LISTER: Channel 27 have a hologram reading the news.
RIMMER: Oh, groovy, funky Channel 27. Big smegging deal. You livvies hate us deadies.
Oh, you remember the Ashcroft/Carnahan election too?