Buzz off, pretender!
Hey . . . I know it's not your fault you were born and raised in a culture that believes in evolution and thinks the TaNa"KH is mythology. Shoot, you were taught as a child that the story in the Book of Esther never happened and that Mordecai and Esther were based on false "gxds." If I had been born in your place and you in mine, our positions would be reversed.
One of these days you need to let a good ol' redneck American fundamentalist Bible-thumpin' American conservative teach you a little about Bobble. Then you'll understand at least a little better.