Flying now's like riding in a crowded Greyhound Bus... and that's AFTER the prison pat down... elegance has flown the coop...
And How. Every time I travel I wind up saying the equivalent to that statement to someone during the whole painful process. I feel especially sorry for the flight attendants the most of all though... they have to deal with it every day.
"I'm sorry Miss Cyrus, but I am going to have to ask you to return to your seat... The Captain has illuminated the No Twerking sign".