[albie]

That’s nothing. A neighbor of mine is a grade school teacher and didn’t know who lived in Mt. Vernon!

[Cruz_West_Paul2016]

so according to Miss Jackson, we has slaves picking cotton in 1613?,who was President? Benjamin Franklin?

[CrazyIvan]

On 911 I quoted Yamamoto’s “awakened a sleeping giant” statement to our local school superintendent. I later found out that he had told several people that I was an idiot for quoting a cartoon character.

[luvbach1]

I knew a teacher who didn’t know divorced had more than one meaning. She looked at me incredulously when I said the kitchen often was divorced from the main house on a plantation. She was serious when she said “a kitchen can’t get a divorce.”