No worries. Dear leader will direct ERISA to regulate that all retirement plans must invest in treasuries ( for the people’s security of course).
Yep
Today’s mid morning briefing:
E.T.: Ah, where are my golf clubs.
Aide: Right here Mr. President.
E.T.: Ah, what does Yellen want?
Aide: Serious problem with the Treasury Holding by Foreign Governments.
E.T.: Just electrons, nothing to worry about, call Andrews, tell em warm up AF1, I have a T Time for 9AM but don’t tell anyone else, just call it being in discussions with world leaders.
Aide: Yes Your Excellency.
E.T.: Anything else of interest.
Aide: Yes, Kerry is on hold from London, the UN General Secretary is also holding, Someone from NASA says he has an urgent matter about some nearby asteroid and...
E.T.: enough, put my call through to Beyonce and tell her we need a white house concert soon, like next week. Meanwhile, out of the way.
Aide: Yes sir, sorry to bother you with these trivialities.