Thank God She Lost: Bitter Sarah Palin Calls for the Nuking of Russia ASAP (Rent-free since '08)

PoliticusUSA ^ | March 8, 2014 | Sarah Jones

[2ndDivisionVet]

Sarah Palin was in rare form tonight at CPAC. The crowd loved her, more than any other speaker. She said if she doesn’t run for President, she loves Ted Cruz and Rand Paul.

Though she gave a rousing rendition of a rage-filled Green Eggs and Ham riff, proving that she is still the Queen of mean girl spite, Palin predictably tripped over reality when she was instructing President Obama on foreign policy. “Mr. President,” she spat, “The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.”

Translation: Nuke Russia now or else it’s green eggs for you, Mr President! Neener-neener! Since Palin credited the NRA with her “thinking” on nukes, she’s admitting she’s basing her nuclear policy on the idea that the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is if a “good guy” with a gun shoots them. Hence, someone is nuking someone.

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First she mocked Obama for being weak with Putin, and backed up her nastiness with a bunch of lies about Obamacare and all of the things Obama promised us that haven’t happened in her Barbie Princess Politics world. Obama promised a perfect world and it didn’t happen!

So we got, “Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.”

“He promised to heal the planet and stop the rise of the oceans, but the planet is not listening to Dr. Obama and the only thing rising in his la-la land is the Russian empire.” This from the woman whom the Russian paper Prava labeled a “traitor” for exactly this kind of talk. Why Putin is rearing his head when Palin is still in the world keepin’ an eye on him is beyond me, but I guess when she quit on Alaska, she quit on America too, so fung you America.

Palin’s entire speech can be summed up with “I hate you Barack!”, peppered in with mocking John Kerry’s face and Obama’s pen (which she clearly doesn’t understand is a reference to executive orders, which is the opposite of weak, but whatevs, why is this reality TV wannabe still the highlight of CPAC?).

She lectured the President about the debt with her trademark smirking school marm disappointment, with a tinge of her old standby, the dominatrix. Yet Palin left Alaska in quite the hole. She’s not one who can really point fingers when it comes to debt. Or Socialism.

Palin egged on the crowd in spite of reality, “We’re not hear to rebrand a party but to rebuild a country. We’re in the business of digging ourselves out of debt, restoring competitiveness, educating our children, and liberating our potential.” So, Republicans plan to dig us out of debt by charging up the credit card when they are in power and then blaming the Democratic President for the bills, whilst collecting no revenue? More Fairy Princess land politics.

But this is Palin and the GOP, so reality isn’t playing an actual role in this party. In rode the Unicorn as Palin told women that the war on women doesn’t exist. She informed everyone that it is Democrats who are subjugating women, “Who’s really stereotyping you? … Honey, that’s not liberation. That’s subjugation.”

Yes, just let the nice Republican men make all of your decisions for you, ladies, because that’s liberation Palin style!

If you can’t/won’t listen, add a screech and a lot of bitterness into all of the quotes, for which she utilized a teleprompter, and just imagine you’re back in middle school and she’s the really angry girl who used to be popular but no one talks to her anymore. This is her “I don’t care! I really don’t care!” speech, given to the girl now dating her ex, the quarterback.

Points to Palin for going positive even for a moment, though, because this was fresh for her, “It is because of you that I have never been more optimistic about the future of our one nation, under God. So stand up and stiffen your spine. Ya gotta fight for it. The best is yet to come.”

But even with that bit of hope (going Obama, Palin?), we are thanking God (and the voters) that Sarah Palin is nowhere near the White House. The idea of Palin and McCain running the world right now is utterly terrifying.

[tcrlaf]

“she never called for anyone to nuke Russia”

It’s the Daily Kos Meme-of-the-moment.

By this time Tuesday, millions will have seen the “Sarah Palin wants to nuke RUSSIA!!” meme in various forms on their Facebook pages, and millions more will get it from Twitter.

This is how memes are distributed to the Low Infos now.

By this time next week, it will be become an unshakable urban legend, just like “I can see Russia from my house!!”.

[windsorknot]

Nastiness

Nobody does it better than Sarah.

[sten]

this scribble was scrawled before Sarah took the stage

[digger48]

Is this the same gal who was just invited to the White House to celebrate “Womens History Month”?

[Sarah Barracuda]

Yep, that is what liberals do best, that is how they try to bring Conservatives down, they take one quote, spin it to make someone look bad, and spread it all over the Internet til people believe it..that is how it works..notice they dont do that to Rand Paul or Marco Rubio, just to Sarah Palin, I bet they DVR’d her entire speech yesterday and took notes just so they can try to use things against her, but you know what, Sarah doesn’t care, everything she says is to get under leftists skin, she knows exactly what she is doing

[Bernard Marx]

Whatever happened to basket weaving and pottery? That would help Ms. Jones more than this, I think.

Don't put the poor girl down. She majored in psychology and Latin, one step up from basket weaving and pottery. That's a great preparation for political punditry, right? What she needs is a good hard old-fashioned spanking.

[rockinqsranch]

This Sarah Jones person IS an example of 38%.

[Norm Lenhart]

Sounds just like the average PDSer here. No difference. they make stuff up too and spread it like the received Word.

[BerryDingle]

I started to pull a few quotes, then realized almost every sentence is twisted beyond recognition. This person is more dilusional than a bad drug cocktail interaction.

[NTHockey]

I guess Ms. Pissy Pants never heard of MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction), which is PRECISELY what Madame President-to-be was alluding to.

Too bad liberals have no senses - hearing, seeing, etc.

[windsorknot]

i.e., Sarah Jones

[Sarah Barracuda]

Liberals were just born evil, that and you add in far left schooling and this is the result

[stormhill]

Jones, you ignorant slut!

[Usagi_yo]

It’s a bit of a stretch, but then we know they’re [the infamous them] always taking it just over the line.

Speaking of which, I’ve never seen such a thrashing given a President. I can’t say it was or wasn’t justified, but I can say it was profoundly sad to listen to. Shockingly sad. It gave me an ominous feeling that we haven’t seen the worst.

[publius911]

Somebody’s a little pissy that she got it right six years ago. Just sayin’.

She did not get just that right, LOL!

[ozzymandus]

Well, it has never bothered a leftist to lie. In fact, thier patron saint, Lenin, advocated it.

[Talisker]

Besides the author’s complere ignorance of the MAD doctrine (and it’s 50+ years of success), here’s the good parts (take a deep breath and read it straight through at a steady pace without stopping for maximum enjoyment):

”Sarah Palin ... rage-filled ... Queen of mean girl spite ... predictably tripped over reality ... she spat ... Neener-neener ... her nastiness ... a bunch of lies ... her Barbie Princess Politics world ... Russian paper Prava labeled a “traitor” ... she quit on America ... fung you America ... summed up with I hate you ... peppered in with mocking ... clearly doesn’t understand ... reality TV wannabe ... her trademark smirking school marm disappointment ... her old standby the dominatrix ... left Alaska in quite the hole ... egged on the crowd in spite of reality ... Fairy Princess land politics ... reality isn’t playing an actual role ... In rode the Unicorn ... Republican men make all of your decisions for you, ladies, because that’s liberation Palin style ... screech and a lot of bitterness ... she’s the really angry girl who used to be popular but no one talks to her anymore ... her “I don’t care! I really don’t care!” speech, given to the girl now dating her ex, the quarterback ... we are thanking God (and the voters) that Sarah Palin is nowhere near the White House. The idea of Palin and McCain running the world right now is utterly terrifying.”

And for all the OES drones frantically looking for the programming command here it is: “she’s the really angry girl who used to be popular but no one talks to her anymore.” Got that? No talky, or you’re OUT OF THE GROUP. And by angry, remember, WE don’t mean like the psychotically and perpetually rage-filled Hillary that you are supposed to imitate, girls - no, no, no. Sarah is the girl WE don’t like anymore, and WE don’t talk to her anymore, and THAT’S why she’s angry.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. This... pathetic, monstrous, neo-Goebbels-creature “Sarah Jones” is actually giving political programming instructions to millions of voting females with this screed. Which is bad enough. But the really bad part is that those millions of voting females are taking notes, and trying to figure out how they can get noticed for their obedience.

The Founders never even remotely imagined this in their darkest nightmares.

[a fool in paradise]

Well Tina Fhey pro’lly said that Sarah Palin said “You should nuke Rusha from maw house!” and that’s good enough for Ms. Jones (birth gender, undisclosed).

[bigbob]

“Walk softly and carry a big nuke”

[Sarah Barracuda]

Maybe the author goes under “Other” just another Commie freak who can’t stand the truth..must have put her panties in a bunch hearing Sarah yesterday dismantle her messiah