Looking into my crystal ball, I can forsee a resurgence in the nearly forgotten art of chicken thieving and cattle rustling. I am setting up a website to educate those interested in gaining the necessary skills, for a small fee of course. I am also adding two other courses, Fishin with Dynamite, and of course, Catfishing Made Easy with the Old Crank Telephone at a small addition charge. These are skills that will last a lifetime. Not required but highly recommended, Sprinting While Carrying a Burden. These courses are accelerated as the life expectancy in some states of my students can be somewhat short. Cash only. No payment plans available.
Sprinting While Carrying a Burden has always been a popular course in the inner city. It’s a companion course with Hurling Paving Bricks Through Windows.
***chicken thieving and cattle rustling. I am setting up a website to educate those interested in gaining the necessary skills,***
I got my skills from reading old Snuffy Smith Cartoons.