[Eric in the Ozarks]

She’d better keep that a secret.
The nearest 7-11 will sell out of 6 packs...

[meatloaf]

I'm thinking of setting up a urine bank for those that think they may not be around long enough. Send me a jar full and I'll arrange future delivery. With that kind of demand we're going to need a plane. Imagine this, only in yellow.