Forgot to post you their website: http://www.arcticzero.com/
If you can afford to eat somethign with a little more sugar, the kroger band frozen yogurt blueberry flavor ain;t to shabby either.
But... but... you said they taste like *dirt*...
Have you tried Sorbets? Great taste/flavors and less calories than Gelato or Ice Creams.
http://www.icecreamsource.com/sorbet_c_3.html
https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&q=sorbet&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&channel=suggest