[Pietro]

I detect sarcasm w/ a whiff of truck envy.

Do you own a truck?

[Rodamala]

No Sarc... and no Truck Envy... Funny you mention it, though... yesterday I sent this text and picture to my brother and father:

Subject: Dear RAM Owner...

Dear RAM owner that has the Blue RAM 1500
"Altitude" package truck with the 6" lift kit and
5.7L Hemi,

I tried to take a picture of your big ass truck with
the 4' long bed in the parking lot at the Bi-Lo today.
Unfortunately, the FULL SIZE BED on my DIESEL 2500
got in the way of the picture.

Warmest Regards,
[Rodamala]

p.s. Have a nice day.