[no-to-illegals]

I'm going to start a thread where people can post some of the best things they've learned here.

I've learned, on FR, I can trust Laz. If Laz says, *We're Doomed and Gonna Die*, I believe Laz. My guaranteed protection from volcanoes is on sale and can be purchased for a song of $29.⁹⁹. The price is going to increase soon. Buy now, while on sale.

[dragnet2]

Those who make the most jokes, hold the most fear.

It’s a release mechanism for the weak...

[Scoutmaster]

Since I purchased your guaranteed protection from volcanoes for only $29.99, no one in my family has been injured by a volcano.

Thanks, no-to-illegals. Count me as one satisfied customer.