“Fracking caused it” Ya beat me to it. That’s exactly what they’ll say.
Not a joke - a real article:
Is fracking also to blame for rape, drug use and STDs?
http://www.salon.com/2013/10/21/is_fracking_also_to_blame_for_rape_drug_use_and_stds/
That’s right. Fracking causes chlamydia.