The last time you said “We are all going to DIE!” (well, not the last time, but a few dozen times ago), I went out and bought a dune buggy. After welding spikes all over it, buying a chain mail... suit, for my bride, and stocking up on arrows, nothing happened. I had to sell the left over spikes for scrap!
Is there any insurance for this not happening?
It's a hot look.