[dalereed]

The drought is going to kill off the cattle so we need the volcanoes to stop the deep freeze caused by the lack of cow farts!

[skimbell]

I though that the whole global warming/climate change thing was responsible for the increased sea ice this year, oh and that asteroid a while back was hooked to the weather somehow too, wasn't it?

And, unless I'm mistaken, all of these calamities of course...

"hit women and minority children hardest".