The intended unintended consequence.
Man causes global warming. Global warming causes volcanoes. Volcanoes stop or slow down global warming.
Hence, the cure for global warming is create global warming.
My argument this weekend on global warming was, Africa is starving because of global warming, therefore people with money are sending the global warming to Africa.
If we built desalinization plants along the African coastline, and with that water planted more trees to soak up the CO2, Africans will no longer starve.
My liberal neighbor called me a racist.
Translation: You won the argument.