I sat my kids down and explained that carbon is not a poison, it is in stars and space and a building block of life. Carbon dioxide is not a pollutant - without it, plants will die. So shut up on global warming and carbon pollution.
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the suns planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
Look for the EPA to make that a hate crime before it's over.