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This new “smart” gun is so mod and hip that only the most brilliant of liberals should buy them to demonstrate their moral and ethical superiority over the rest of us Neanderthal knuckle-draggers. So, after you buy the new pistol, you also have to buy the watch (sold separately) to complete the ensemble? How totally cool is that?

I'll bet you could pay extra and get a solar recharging option to keep the batteries alive to save the environment from those evil power plants. Or, wait, a wind turbine generator package for an extra $10,000.

Ideas so progressive, so advanced, and so brilliant that only a liberal would embrace them!

This is great news. Make it mandatory that all liberals buy this pistol. [The rest of us peasants will just make due with “Stone Age” models. (M1911: The original point and click interface.)] — sarcasm off