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To: NormsRevenge

Which Way is up?

Look’s like a Whampa’s ice cave on the Ice Planet Hoth.

And as Hillary would say, “SO what and who cares after all this time”.

Bond: I like my martini, shaken, not stirred. Two cubes.

Move this sucker to Africa and solve all their water problems.

Ice: When water gets cold.

The dykes in Holland were leaking long before this ice cube moved into town.

Lot’s of useless words above since you can’t stop a glacier from moving when it is time to do so.

The real cause for the glacier moving and melting: Too many Emperor Penguins farting on it, raising the surface temperature enough to heat this sucker up. Methane, Nitrogen gas, and Penguin pee. A powerful mix anywhere a half million penguins get together to party.

Solution: To save a glacier, eat more penguin, the other white meat!


13 posted on 02/20/2014 4:58:09 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Better ship lots of Depends to the Netherlands for all those leaking dykes!


15 posted on 02/20/2014 5:31:01 PM PST by I-ambush (Don't let it bring you down, it's only castles burning.)
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