[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I’ll stand on Home Plate, you stand on Second Base. Let me throw 3 rocks at you.

I'll bet you'll need rotator cuff surgery afterwards. Best keep those rocks down to a weight of 5 oz. or so.

[G Larry]

Bet you’re wrong!

I can still throw a 70 mph fastball across home plate.

Not draft material, but have your ability tested at the ballpark some time.

[spawn44]

How dare he protect himself. I thought THE FOREIGNERS orders were to help them get over the border and on their way to the U.S.