I have been thinking about this for maybe 10, no 5 minutes. It seems to me that the women who want to ban guns are mostly post-menopausal types who also want to ban phallic symbols of any kind. Think of pop tarts chewed into a phallic shape resulting in children being targeted for some kind of punishment and their parents often dragged into the mess. Children having fun playing some game that results in a pointed finger and balled fist, phallic symbol again, yelling, Bang, Bang,(slang for sex), is there a connection?
Ever wonder why the women involved in the ban of guns are very often the ones least likely to be raped? We are talking unattractive women, we have all seen them, overweight women who seem to enjoy getting in a man’s face and screaming their hateful venom and occasionally resorting to violence, is banning guns their way of getting back at the home coming queens?
Now we get to the meat of the matter, as their hero, Gloria said, ‘A woman needs a man the way a fish needs a bicycle.’. I have no idea what that means but if history is a good indicator we should stock up on bicycles and parts very soon.
The point I am trying to make in my convoluted fashion is this is not a war on guns but a war on the penis. The war can only be won by our side if each man pledges to service one unattractive, loudmouthed, hirsute woman per week. I am willing to help fight the war on guns any way I can but there are some things I cannot do. The spirit is willing but the flesh just aint going to. I have laid out the plan its up to the guys with no standards to win this war.
Seems some are taking care of that for each other (at least some of the ones with flat top haircuts).
I'm in.