The 5 year long, lopsided power struggle still continues on the now shredded Congressional Field of Battle in the District of Corruption, along the muddy banks of De Nile River.
The single simple goal of the much-praised Left Team, also called Democrats, as stated by their team captain B. Hussein Soetoro-Obama is to Fundamentally change the United States of America.
Even today, after five very long years of Obamanation, their hatred of the former United States of America can still be detected in the arrogant, and always deceitful, teleprompter speeches of their Top Leaders: President Jarrett; Gestapo General Holder and BoyToy Dictator Soetoro-Obama.
The multiple, and very complex goals of the Right Team, as yet unstated but consistently acted out by Special Wrongway RINO Defense Squad Co- Captains John Boehner, Eric Cantor, Kevin McCarthy and Pete Roskam is to DO NOTHING that will irritate the Left Team.
The Right Team is also known by the name Republicans, a nostalgic name from a long-past time when there was Liberty and Justice for all.
The Left Team has a single Offense Squad with All Democrat Stars from many Schools of Higher Government Learning, to name just a few:
* Department of Gestapo Justice, (DOGJ);
* National Spy On U., (NSOU);
* Interrogate Ream Sue U., (IRSU)
* Reid Barrycade Senate Universal, (RBSU).
The Left Team always runs down the Congressional Field of Battle together, and has been admiringly nicknamed District of Corruption, United.
The Right Team has NEVER allowed the younger, highly-skilled Constitutional Offense Squads onto the Congressional Field of Battle, due to well-timed and strongly worded objections from many RINO luminaries such as Loser Emeritus, Wacko Birds McCain.
After a recent weekend, group-hug, bonding session, many caucus meetings, and private deal-making, Lead Co-Captain John Doormat Boehner picked up the ball on February 11 th, and ran up the Congressional Field of Battle to score a goal for the Left Team.
Thanks to the quick RINO Defensive actions of Wrongway Boehner and his gang of 27, an additional 1 to 4, (nobody is really sure), TRILLION taxpayer dollars will be added to the National Poverty Debt Game Clock.
Co-Captain Wrongway Boehner was assisted by 27 Members of the Special Wrongway RINO Defense Squad.
All of their team effort comments to the Left Stream Media were hopeful, but guarded.
The journalists with the Left Stream Media surprisingly did not ask if Wrongway Boehner would receive an engraved invitation for a gratitude lunch with Toy-Boy Dictator Soetoro-Obama.
Needless to say, Wrongway Boehner and his gang of 27 made no contact with any of the Left Team Members.
Most of the Left Team so-called opponents, (wink, wink), generally approved of the marginally satisfactory speed at which their best friend across the aisle ran to score the goal that Most SENSIBLE Americans agree with.
Time will tell if donations of time and money given to the Special Wrongway RINO Defense Squad, (SWRDS), will increase or decrease before the Championship Game in November, 2014.
Reporting live from the now snow covered, shredded Congressional Field of Battle, along the muddy banks of De Nile River is yalls Free Republic reporter Graewoulf, signing off on this Global Cooling, Valentines Day.
LoL.. Go get em wolfie.... Growl....
Hooooboy. That’s a keeper. Praise is not enough.
Graewoulf
I have been on this forum for many years and read many of your posts. I just wanted to thank you for all your great insight and wit. You truly are a blessing to this forum and this country.
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