Draft Dodger Rag?
"Well, I'm only 18, I got a ruptured spleen and I always carry a purse, I got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat and my asthma's gettin' worse, consider my career, my sweetheart dear and my poor old invalid aunt, Besides I ain't no fool, I'm a'goin to school and I'm workin' in a de-fense plant!"
Yup!