I was having lunch with a vendor from Boston last summer and we were talking about this.
He said up there, the users were so lazy that one of them even shut down one of those cash for aluminum can machines by feeding unopened cans of soda into the machine. I was incredulous until he told me where to look up the newspaper article.
At least here in Pennsylvania, our slackards will drink the soda first.
slackards....I like that....and in the future I will steal uh use your word as my own.