[Pearls Before Swine]

It’s like having President Simon Sez.

That nails it!

[firebrand]

Including the part where if he doesn't say "Simon sez" and you do it anyway, you're out! Like when Congress tried to do something he wanted and he vetoed it, because it was supposed to be an executive order, dummies. Playground games have nothing on this administration. Three-year-olds could go to Washington and understand exactly how it works.