The US Navy should let themselves have a little fun with this.
I dunno, use an AWACS to shut down their ECMs, and then send in four F-18’s 50 feet off the deck to blast them with a payload of thousands of Mohammed cartoons...
A few decades ago such might have been done.
1. Millions of seagulls relieving themselves on their vessels.
2. Millions of sea lions hauling out on top of their vessels.
3. An "accidental" discharge while a U.S. Navy vessel is cleaning its torpedo tubes
If they could produce Sharknado, they could produce this. Any other script rewrites, guys?
Good one Talisker...