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JAY LENO SET FREE!.....

Now that he’s a short timer, Jay does not feel constrained to stay within the network guidelines of “no Obama criticism and staying politically correct” — what a breath of fresh air.

> “I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS.”
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> On NSA surveillance: “We wanted a president who listens to all Americans - now we have one.”
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> On a new IRS commissioner: “He’s called ‘acting commissioner’ because he has to act like the scandal doesn’t involve the White House.”
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> On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: “If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will be shut in a month.”
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> Concerning the Benghazi , Associated Press, and IRS scandals: “Remember in the old days when President Obama’s biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?”
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> On Obama saying he didn’t know about the IRS scandal: “He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS.”
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> “The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi : Hope and change the subject.”
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> “It’s casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they’re casually going through everybody’s phone calls and records.”
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> “It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the fifth.”
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> “Fox News has changed its slogan from ‘Fair and Balanced’ to ‘See, I told you so!’”
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> On Obama’s commencement address: “He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs.”
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> On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel: “The only other way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi .”
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> On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: “They took ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House.”
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> now the last, and I think best!—
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> “These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. It’s gotten so bad that People in Kenya are now saying he’s 100 percent American.”