So uh....where’s Johnny?
Drowning his sorrows at that bar his Dad used to own?
Or cashing some options that a K street lobbyist sent him to sit on his hands?
Johnny, well like who’s Johnny? Answer me Debbie who’s Johnny.
Is anybody here named Johnny?
Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny.
But he was a total geek. He always had food in his braces.
Answer me Debbie who’s Johnny.
Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane
You know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled
But well never know who Johnny is because like shes dead