Posted on 02/04/2014 11:11:04 AM PST by Anila
Libs gather at any Starbucks on Wednesday night, just walk in flash your copy of Mein Grammatik and have a seat.
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“Libs gather at any Starbucks on Wednesday night, just walk in flash your copy of Mein Grammatik and have a seat.”
Very few libs are capable of correct grammar and punctuation. Almost all older conservatives are.
People who act like two-year-olds when told that they write like one are like libs reacting to the statement that socialism causes poverty.
Farging grow up and learn to write like an educated adult, ya jackwagon.
“We are never too old to learn.”
It would appear that some are.
I didn’t say that all possessives require apostrophes.
The next time you want to slam someone who is capable of using correct grammar and punctuation, have a point.
As I’ve said, this puts the lie to the concept of “white privilege”.
Why would anyone who could possibly pass as white in a world of white privilege not choose to identify as white?
No, what we’re seeing is that anyone with a remote iota of enhanced melanin is identifying as black for the privileges and immunities inherent in such an identification.
So, what is this “Eric” that Yogi Bear’s friend is “Holding”?
I would rather appear illiterate than be an elitist pimple.
As long as the statement in interpreted, then grammar doesn’t matter. Of course I can see where you were confused since the Jeopardy sarcasm was lost on you.
Feel free to look me up when your confused by common folk talk, jokes and such. I’ll be happy to translate it for you or with sufficient time, put on a puppet show for you.
Be sure to grab some tissue before you climb up on that high pedestal you put yourself on, don’t want a nose bleed to drip on any commoners.
should be Eric Holder...geeze
“I would rather appear illiterate than be an elitist pimple.”
Would you rather appear to be an idiot? There is nothing “elitist” about speaking one’s own native language correctly.
“As long as the statement in interpreted, then grammar doesn’t matter.”
What are you, a public school teacher? Of course grammar matters.
“Of course I can see where you were confused since the Jeopardy sarcasm was lost on you.”
I’m torn, here, between pride in a lack of familiarity with a TV game show, and a desire to point out that it was not the sarcasm that was lost.
“Feel free to look me up when your confused by common folk talk, jokes and such.”
I don’t have any problem with that, nor with knowing whether “you’re” or “your” is needed.
“I’ll be happy to translate it for you or with sufficient time, put on a puppet show for you.”
It doesn’t appear that you’d be able to translate. The problem with putting on a puppet show, of course, is that you would have to write the dialogue.
“Be sure to grab some tissue before you climb up on that high pedestal you put yourself on, don’t want a nose bleed to drip on any commoners.”
I’ve heard that sort of thing called reverse snobbery, or anti-intellectualism. It’s just a tantrum.
I haven’t called for anything more than a bare minimum of literacy. If that’s so high above you that you worry about nosebleeds, the problem lies with you.
Two sentences might be the only contact you ever have with a given individual, and the quality of your writing could be the difference between persuasion and ridicule.
” It’s just a tantrum.” Yes, like whining over comma’s and parenthesis.
“Two sentences might be the only contact you ever have with a given individual, and the quality of your writing could be the difference between persuasion and ridicule.”
For you it didn’t even take two sentences to become a douche bag.
“For you it didn’t even take two sentences to become a douche bag.”
Right. That’s the ticket. It doesn’t have a thing to do with “Eats, shoots, and leaves.” People who insist that clarity of expression is important in human affairs are just douche bags.
Now, there’s a position you’ll be able to defend with ease.
Good luck with that, and thanks for making conservatives look like morons.
” It’s just a tantrum.” Yes, like whining over comma’s and parenthesis.”
Nope, that’s still just a call for minimum standards of literacy.
Eats shoots and leaves, or eats, shoots, and leaves? Which is it, princess?
” People who insist that clarity of expression is important in human affairs are just douche bags.”
Of course it is, just don’t be a colossal @## about it peaches.
Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
“Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“Well, I’m a panda,” he says. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
So you support shooting people over bad grammar....interesting.
Let me ask you a question sport, IF you find yourself with a group of people and one of them yawns, do you at some point yawn back? Assuming you associate with regular people of course.
OBTW Ace, if your looking for the last word, I can do this as long as you want to throw down. I can be as big a douche bag as you if need be.
“OBTW Ace, if your looking for the last word, I can do this as long as you want to throw down. I can be as big a douche bag as you if need be.”
I don’t care about the last word. The level of aggression you have displayed here borders on the pathological. You should talk to someone.
Out.
” The level of aggression you have displayed here borders on the pathological. You should talk to someone.”
As does your quest for quotations and comma, YOU should seek help...
You didn’t answer my question kitten....
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