How are going to let a little girl trying to sell you cookies know you are not buying them because of Olanned Parenthood? This is a SERIOUS question. I will not buy the cookies, but how do we handle this with the innocent kids coming to our door?
Tell them that their organization is full of baby-killing lesbians. That ought to spark a little discussion when they get home.
“At the door? No, they’ve stopped that. They camp out on sidewalks in front of stores. They bring them to school and harass the teachers. They are cultish.”
And their parents bring signup sheets to the workplace.
Door-to-door is so obsolete. Besides, somebody might hand the kid a Pro-Life flyer & say, “Show this to your den mother as the reason I can’t buy Girl Scout cookies.”