No Bill, can’t you be more original? I say the C/W awards show should have a Sarah Palin type character dressed up like Snow White, and Bill, you get to be one of The Seven Dwarves! What a deal Billy, this is your moment! You can play Grumpy, or maybe Dopey would be truer to character. Harry Reid can play Doc. There are several candidates who could play the Wicked Witch. Ted Cruz will play The Prince who rescues Snow White.
Bills the hind of punk who still remembers when he first said the word POO POO...and got a big laugh.