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TSA Agent Confession
Politico ^ | 1/31/2014 | Jason Edward Harrington

Posted on 01/31/2014 7:47:52 PM PST by 12th_Monkey

My pained relationship with government security had started three years earlier. I had just returned to Chicago to finish my bachelor’s degree after a two-year stint in Florida. I needed a job to help pay my way through school, and the TSA’s call-back was the first one I received. It was just a temporary thing, I told myself—side income for a year or two as I worked toward a degree in creative writing. It wasn’t like a recession would come along and lock me into the job or anything.

It was May 2007. I was living with a bohemian set on Chicago’s north side, a crowd ranging from Foucault-fixated college kids to middle-aged Bukowski-bred alcoholics. We drank and talked politics on the balcony in the evenings, pausing only to sneer at hipsters strumming back-porch Beatles sing-a-longs. By night, I took part in barbed criticism of U.S foreign policy; by day, I spent eight hours at O’Hare in a federal uniform, solemnly carrying out orders passed down from headquarters.

I hated it from the beginning. It was a job that had me patting down the crotches of children, the elderly and even infants as part of the post-9/11 airport security show. I confiscated jars of homemade apple butter on the pretense that they could pose threats to national security. I was even required to confiscate nail clippers from airline pilots—the implied logic being that pilots could use the nail clippers to hijack the very planes they were flying.

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KEYWORDS: tsa; tsapervs
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To: 12th_Monkey

“Every now and then, a passenger would throw up two middle fingers during his or her scan,”

I had to go through O’Hare every two weeks for five years. I let them know my opinion of them in this maner every time they made me go through one of those things.

I’m glad I was not the only one.


21 posted on 02/01/2014 8:37:09 AM PST by Jotmo (Whoever said, "The pen is mightier than the sword." has clearly never been stabbed to death.)
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To: KeyLargo

Love Weaselzippers, I need to get by their more often.


22 posted on 02/02/2014 6:45:00 AM PST by 12th_Monkey (One man one vote is a big fail, when the "one" man is an idiot.)
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To: Jotmo

thats a heck of a lot of body scans.


23 posted on 02/02/2014 6:46:43 AM PST by 12th_Monkey (One man one vote is a big fail, when the "one" man is an idiot.)
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