The worst part was that the guy kept repeating "OH MY GOD" after he would have me do some kind of lookup and describe what I saw.
The Microsoft Authenticode had an expiration date of 1995. OH MY GOD. That means I am not protected OH MY GOD.
(which is complete BS. The Authenticode thing is there for a reason, and is the same on everyone's (windows) computer. I googled it and checked it out. It's there for backwards compatibility.
After about 30-45 minutes, I said, "You aren't even from America", and hung up. I hope it cost them plenty to call me from Pakistan. Three different times, as well.
Instead of OH MY GOD, tink I am going to use PRAISE ALLAH.