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To: massmike; Revolting cat!; Daffynition; Slings and Arrows

“You are a Fluke of the Universe...” < /National Lampoon Radio Hour >


12 posted on 01/30/2014 6:23:04 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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20 posted on 01/30/2014 6:29:16 PM PST by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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And whether you believe it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back.


48 posted on 01/30/2014 7:33:28 PM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: a fool in paradise
“You are a Fluke of the Universe...” < /National Lampoon Radio Hour >

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Dude! (Or Dudess as the case may be.)


      Deteriorata

    Go placidly amid the noise and waste, 
    And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. 
    Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep. 
    Rotate your tires. 
    Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself, 
    And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. 
    Know what to kiss and when. 
    Consider that two wrongs never make a right, 
    But that three lefts do. 
    Wherever possible put people on "HOLD". 
    Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, 
    And despite the changing fortunes of time, 
    There is always a big future in computer maintenance. 
    Remember the Pueblo. 
    Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate. 
    Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. 
    Exercise caution in your daily affairs, 
    Especially with those persons closest to you; 
    That lemon on your left for instance. 
    Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls, 
    Would scarcely get your feet wet. 
    Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face. 
    Carefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna,
    Taiwan, 
    And let not the sands of time get in your lunch. 
    Hire people with hooks. 
    For a good time, call 606-4311. 
    Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog 
    Is finally getting enough cheese; 
    And reflect that whatever fortunes may be your lot, 
    It could only be worse in Milwaukee. 
    You are a fluke of the Universe. 
    You have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not, 
    The Universe is laughing behind your back. 
    Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive him to be, 
    Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin. 
    With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, 
    The world continues to deteriorate. 
    Give up. 
She kinda is a fluke of the Universe...
60 posted on 01/31/2014 8:49:50 AM PST by Peet (Oderint dum metuant)
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