[Liberty Valance]

"Look at them as a form of long term food storage for when the Oconomy destroys the world as we know it."

[Iron Munro]

Tree squirrels roasting on an open fire,
Hot sauce dripping from their toes,
Chubby squirrels fresh fileted by the sire,
He poked hot skewers up their nose.

Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned just right.
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight.

And now when father's off to start his day,
He'll have some home-made squirrel jerky on his way.
And every hungry child is gonna' try
To snatch a tasty little drumstick as they fry.

And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too.
I know they'll get served many times, many ways...
Tasty tree rats..... good food.

And now I'm offering some recipes
From squirrel pie to tasty tree squirrel stew.
I'm not really sad that it ended this way
Furry squirrels..... they're good food.

[WorkingClassFilth]

I’m already there. I quit thinning them this summer and left them plenty of mast from the nut trees. I think of them as little deer. Bag a couple and throw ‘em on the barbie.