[Lazamataz]

Heads on pikes? Tank traps? You must be thinking of another Yarddog.

Oh, right, you're the one with the Robot Dobermanns and the claymore mines!

My bad.

[yarddog]

Naw, you missed it again.

I am the Yarddog with the pellet guns, big sticks and a lab who sleeps through anything and barks at no one.

He will lick you in the face if you somehow manage to wake him tho.